If You Don't, I Will

Pomme and Pierre have been together for a long time, but where has their love gone? Life seems to be a routine of meeting old friends, doing exercise together and taking occasional woodland hikes. Pierre seems permanently irritable; and spends an inordinate amount of time with young TV newswoman Mettie. It's not that they can no longer tolerate being a couple, being the two people they are... Either of them would say "If you don't, I will" to the other one. There is still a spark between them, their sense of humour is still alive and they still want to believe in their relationship. However, during one of their regular long walks in the forest, Pomme refuses to come home...